People who plant trees right above sewer lines really need to be kicked right in the fucking face.
Courtesy of a live blog from the WSJ:
JUSTICE SCALIA: When did it become unconstitutional to ban same-sex marriage? Was it 1791? 1868?
TED OLSON: When did it become unconstitutional to ban interracial marriage?
JUSTICE SCALIA: Don’t try to answer my question with your own question.
I think I’ve got it:
Guns are sacrosanct, vaginae and uteri are criminal.
I’m sure that my boss is going to tell me to work on my presenting skills, but for something that I will only do once or twice per year, I’m questioning the value in putting a lot of effort into it.
Also, cynical me is totally out and about today.
the girls are going to be fine
they eat their own boogers and survive
—My friend Steve during a conversation concerning my kids, ex-wife, and evil mother.
This is my spirit animal today.
A special message from Dads are the Original Hipsters, and your dad - Friday isn’t going to drink itself.