September 2011
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Sometimes it’s difficult watching someone who is just starting out learn an expensive and frustrating lesson. One of my coworkers almost had her car towed yesterday, but ended up paying the tow truck driver and was able to move her car. I’m glad that I saw it happen and was able to warn her before it was impounded.
I hope you pay your parking tickets, Maria.
Got the job.
Alpha Lima Lima: Does anyone find cornfields... →
whynotshesaid:
nefariousnewt:
alpha-lima-lima:
Does anyone find cornfields slightly creepy?
I’ve always found cornfields to be slightly sinister, especially in the fall.
In college, my sorority used to go to this Reindeer Ranch and we would drink cider and go on hayrides. They also had a cornfield maze that freaked me out. I always imagined…
Growing up in Vermont, there was nothing more...
“If You Go” Jeff Iwanski
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As far as sad music is concerned, the leap from Counting Crows to the Indigo Girls is a pretty small one.
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When a person gets me enough to send me a link to “Romeo and Juliet” by Dire Straits, they get the key to my heart.
Ben & Jerry can name their ice cream “Schweddy Balls” because that’s what living in a democracy with flag pins and eagles crying is all about, but it’s gross, dudes. Really gross.
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“I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.”
– Dave Lee Roth of Van Halen - 1979 (via r-a-w-b-o-n-e)
Katy Perry was in Omaha!? :(
Have you ever noticed how a medical provider is reluctant to email anything, but has no qualms with taking your insurance and payment information over the phone?
Can any medical worker-type people explain this wackiness?
Overheard someone talking about how their kid needs to get his shit together so he can prepare for college before it’s too late.
He’s thirteen.
Not appropriate and probably not funny
Friend: Who would have guessed that intense stress of losing your marriage and the subsequent inability to eat food would do that? Should be a diet.
me: It should. Like a show where there are some people judging and they have a bunch of couples. And there are spouses in on it. And they tell the other spouse that they want a divorce. Friend: haha just to make them thinner me: And the person...
I need a video game day.
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Why not, she said.: My company posted an article... →
iena:
robot-heart-politics:
seasquared:robot-heart-politics:
Sounds like someone works for Alan Greenspan.
“In the United States, we are in the process of seeing the baby boomers — the most productive, highly skilled, educated part of our labor force — retire. They are being…
We’re also so crushed by crippling student debts lazy that we see no better option than living with mom and...
I like how people forget that we’re here for the students, even though they’re everywhere.
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ragdoll asked: Just discovered you’re apparently from Lincoln. Is this true?
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/nirak.tumblr.com/: Am I missing something? →
damngina:
whynotshesaid:
budgiebazooka:
I looked at all that Missoni For Target stuff and I didn’t see anything that wasn’t super ugly.
I see a couple things I might consider wearing, but the thing is, I know it will be like every other high-fashion collaboration Target has done,…
I just didn’t like the way they looked. I don’t know enough about them to make a judgment...
Am I missing something?
whynotshesaid:
damngina:
whynotshesaid:
budgiebazooka:
I looked at all that Missoni For Target stuff and I didn’t see anything that wasn’t super ugly.
I see a couple things I might consider wearing, but the thing is, I know it will be like every other high-fashion collaboration Target has done, where even if it is cute on the hanger, it will still be so poorly made that it will look like...
Am I missing something?
whynotshesaid:
budgiebazooka:
I looked at all that Missoni For Target stuff and I didn’t see anything that wasn’t super ugly.
I see a couple things I might consider wearing, but the thing is, I know it will be like every other high-fashion collaboration Target has done, where even if it is cute on the hanger, it will still be so poorly made that it will look like ass when I put it on.
The...
The Three Times She Took Ambien →
The third time had me crying with laughter.
Today equaled one part good news and three parts depressing news.
