EverydayOrdinary

Remember: if the guy reading the weather on Live At 5 doesn’t get the exact amount of rain right, then ALL CLIMATE SCIENCE IS A FRAUD.

—(via teapartycat)

houseofjules2:

I’m starting a petition for theonion to do a story on how zoos are unwilling to shoulder the tremendous responsibility of naming baby animals without input from a large group of total strangers.

Corporate name rights are the future. The Baby Klipspringer by Comcast.

houseofjules2:

I’m starting a petition for theonion to do a story on how zoos are unwilling to shoulder the tremendous responsibility of naming baby animals without input from a large group of total strangers.

Corporate name rights are the future. The Baby Klipspringer by Comcast.

House GOP uncovered that the 4 Americans who died in Benghazi were shot by an AR-15 in an elementary school, so they no longer give a shit.

—(via teapartycat)

I’m sure the long term unemployed take comfort in 50 Obamacare repeals, 40 abortion restrictions, and 10 Benghazi witch hunts.

—(via teapartycat)

And on the 3rd day Jesus rose from the dead and said “Forget the poor. That was the old me. Now just oppress gays and women.”

—(via teapartycat)

Best response ever.

Best response ever.