I ended up really liking this. I was pleasantly surprised.
I’ve asked these people for additional detail on their cost proposal 1,785 times today. As of right now, the highest level of detail that I’ve been given is that they’re buying construction materials at Home Depot.
We’re having a Hawaiian-themed Christmas in July thing at work tomorrow if you want to know what hell on earth is like.
I really wanted to get a picture of me with Matt Damon and tell him before the picture that he should pretend that, like Jimmy Kimmel, he just found out that I’m fucking Matt Damon.
If you ask me, and you didn’t, Rick Perry is aborting his term as governor a little too late.