Remember: if the guy reading the weather on Live At 5 doesn’t get the exact amount of rain right, then ALL CLIMATE SCIENCE IS A FRAUD.
House GOP uncovered that the 4 Americans who died in Benghazi were shot by an AR-15 in an elementary school, so they no longer give a shit.
I’m sure the long term unemployed take comfort in 50 Obamacare repeals, 40 abortion restrictions, and 10 Benghazi witch hunts.
And on the 3rd day Jesus rose from the dead and said “Forget the poor. That was the old me. Now just oppress gays and women.”
Best response ever.